2007-02-01

Jokes for Chemists...

PRONTO PONGO ALGO EN ESPAÑOL SON CHISTES DE QUÍMICOS... PATROCINADOS POR KHEMEYA... CONNIE... USTEDES SABEN...

I have a pair of friends...

They are chemists and I know that they are gonna enjoy the following jokes...

One of them is known as Harry Garrido, and the other one as Iorsh... I hope you enjoy the following jokes as well as they should do.

Harry do you really think that you are sarcastic?
You are! But just a little bit(sarcasm).

Rules of the lab

* If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
* When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
* Experiments must be reproduceable, they should fail the same way each time.
* First draw your curves, then plot your data.
* Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
* Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that you have been working.
* To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance.
* If you can't get the answer in the usual manner, start at the answer and derive the question.
* In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
* Do not believe in miracles--rely on them.
* Team work is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
* All unmarked beakers contain fast-acting, extremely toxic poisons.
* No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example.
* Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any use can be made of it.

Chemist's last words

* And now the tasting test...
* And now shake it a bit...
* In which glass was my mineral water?
* Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
* And now the detonating gas problem.
* This is a completely safe experimental setup.
* Now you can take the protection window away...
* Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
And now a cigarette...

One joke.

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."

Another one.

A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".


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Espero que se hayan reido!

Saludetes sheikspieranos!

9 comentarios:

xavy.the.man dijo...

jajaja aspirina jajaja yo entiendo pero me da weba escribirlo...
congratulachions ni soy quimico (dios me libre) y me dio risa

khemeya dijo...

si phue... te demandare por robarte los chistes de mi mail ¬_¬!!!

ni un agradecimiento por mandartelo ni nada.... ni en el mail que me mandaste... creo que me voy hacer la ofendida.

El Pavel dijo...

Éste... éste...

Lo siento!!!

Gracias!!!

De verdad... gracias!!!

Saludetes agradecedores.

El Pavel dijo...

Xavy... gracias por pasar por acá... pues yo tampoco soy químico... pero Khemeya, Harry al igual que Iorsh... lo son... así que pues... aguas!

jajaja.

Saludetes machetes.

khemeya dijo...

jejeje... bueno, no era pa tanto... ya sabes como bromeo, mi humor negro, la bizarra de siempre... per phue veo que si funciona decir que una se va hacer la digna... de hecho nomas era pa ke me mandaras otro mail pero de tipo amenzante, si ya sabes que se te kele mucho.

sam dijo...

Mmm...si me pongo a reir, parecere al wey de Harmanhall...ahora me doy cuenta del porque me mandaban a tomar clases de ingles y siempre me negaba...

Pero lo bueno es que lo pondras en spanish...entonces ahi si me reire...

mmm...(a huevo no?)...

Saludos men que estes bien...

Buen fin de semana...

Sam...

Tonantzin Cantú dijo...

jajajja...buenísimos! y mas cuando has experimentado la química de cerca! jajajajajaj
nomas por no ir por el diccionario; que significa RELY y NEATLY?
eso de empezar el experimento por la respuesta siempre lo hacía!! así el profe no tenía de otra mas que calificarme con 10 !! no falla!!

webita dijo...

jajajaja estan buenisimos!!!!... eres mi colega?

La ChiCa X dijo...

ayyy si entendi todooo!! sera que soy kimica y por esoo waa soy una nerd! jjaaa saluditos