2007-04-03

How virgin are you?

I have been thinking about something... how virgin am I?
Well I found that I can now my percentage of virginity by the following simple test.

Ask yourself the following 100 questions, every time you say YES you are losing 1% of virginity, at the end you will now how virgin you are.


1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
8. Given a oral sex/gotten oral
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Slept at the office
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the same sex in your room
21. Had someone of the same sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done drugs
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. Frenched kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Set your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Kissed someone on the lips

Now tell me... how virgin you are.

I am... 13% virgin... it is a good number!!!

hahahaha

Saludetes virginosos

12 comentarios:

Paty dijo...

nooo yo pa ke lo hagoo ya se lo ke va a salir... 100%



hasta luegete! mi amiguete! jajaja nooono kiero hablar asi, ese es tu rollo

hata luego!

ciao!

Noelle dijo...

chas quesque soy 49% virgen.. que fuerte. X cierto qué diablos significan la 11, 18, 55, 69 y 47? mm creo que ya puse en evidencia mi mojigatez.. blah.
saludos!

Vent@n@ del @lma dijo...

jojo a mi me salio 45%
no sali tan mal saludos:P

Maquiavélica dijo...

niño te agregue al msn espero q no te moleste y sino me vale madres jajjaa
oye no inventes nosé q decir toy confusa creo q ya no soy tan virgen como pensé jajjaa
besitos maquiavelicos

Tonantzin Cantú dijo...

al menos me queda algún porciento vigen! ajajajjajajajaaj pero aún no es tarde, me quedan algunos años para acabar la lista!!

:::X@Vy_Thê_M@N::: dijo...

chiales a mi me salio el 18% y me senti bien sucio... no quiero pensar que pecs si a ti te salio el 13 O_O

blanche dijo...

jajajajajaja!!!!!

yo si soy bienniña buena, me salio el 52%

besos cariñosetes!!

La ChiCa X dijo...

chin soy 9% virgen jajajaja bueno ni pex trabajaré para ser 1% virgen saluditos querido y pequeño pavel
besos

El Pavel dijo...

jijiji..

Xavy... ya viste que somos los dos únicos machines acá?!

Puro artículo para cabellero ha venido a visitar!!!

mmmm

Qué bien!!!

jijiji

Saludetes feministas

khemeya dijo...

Mi Pavel... perdi la cuenta, pero soy puramente virgen... a menos que el alcohol me reste shingos de puntos ps valiendo madres... jajaja

saluuuuud!... digo saludos!!

Rafael dijo...

No manches Pável ¿"5. Had sex" significa 1%? o ¿76. Been pregnant? otro 1%, pior con "8. Given a oral sex/gotten oral"

Ja ja ja

en fin, así han se ser las encuestas de geaisa

Y bueno no hay porcentaje de virginidadn o eres o no eres una vez que Pran!, ya no Prin!

Está buena la mafufada... ja ja ja

Vagancianet dijo...

Valiendo gorro... yo salí 5% virgen, con ese porcentaje "virgen" no significa mucho que digamos.